Dang 'Roaches. . .

This morning we were sitting on the couch like normal. Kevin got up and went to the bathroom to take care of business. When he came out, I frowned and said, "Um, did you forget to flush the toilet??" He replied, "I'm not finished yet." Then he grabbed the chinelo (flip flop) on the floor in front of me and returned to the bathroom. I heard a whack!, the flush of the toilet, and then, "That's six for me." Apparently he got caught with his pants down, too.